Morning Texts with the Bearded One (aka David)

David: Whatever, nothing better happen to Che. We've got to be strong for him, show him life is worth living. All Hail Rohan! We march north to Gondor!
Me: You have fun in Gondor. I'll be chilling in Lothlorien.
David: You're such a Mudblood. Typical Slytherin, it's all about Ravenclaw
Me: EXCUSE ME BUT NO MUDBLOOD WAS EVER ADMITTED INTO THE GREATNESS THAT IS SLYTHERIN.
David: You must belong to House Lannister. House Stark is what I be representing, yo.
Me: HEAR ME ROAR. FEAR IS FOR THE WINTER, STARK
David: I can't think of anymore nerdy shit you're into to reference.
David: I love yous