March 2012
48 posts
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THAT WAS A RUDE SURPRISE, PEPPER JACK MAC N...
BY THAT I MEAN HIDING BACON INSIDE YOURSELF.
February 2012
112 posts
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Thoughts on Oatmeal
Oatmeal is quite lovely when combined with butter ( or the fake butter flakes, whatevs) sugar and cinnamon. But you wanna know what’ll take your oatmeal experience into a whole other realm of amazing?
Pumpkin pie spice and bananas.
Just cook up your oats however you usually do, then add some sliced banana while it’s hot and sprinkle the spices/sugar right in there. That...
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Just a heads up.
I’ll be finishing a screenplay I started about 10 months ago. I may not be around as much as some would like me to be.
And yes, part of me just went, LOL NO ONE WILL MISS U, in that exact obnoxious spelling.
But I like to pretend to make myself happy, alright?
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I just got schooled in a thread on the discussion...
WHAT WORLD IS THIS AND HOW DO I LEAVE IT?
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gamer girl: omgggg modern warfare 4 lyfeee
girls who play video games: GOD DAMN IT MARIO. IS IT THAT FUCKING HARD TO STAY ON RAINBOW ROAD FOR MAYBE TEN SECONDS. OH MY FUCKING GOD PEACH YOU FUCKING WHORE. YOU REALLY HAD TO USE THE THUNDER CLOUD AND FUCKING SHRINK ME. REALLY. THIRD. I'M IN THIRD PLACE OH MY GOD YES THANK JESUS LORD ABOVE IN THE HEAVENS. FUCK. NO. I FELL OFF. I SWEAR TO GOD MARIO I'M GOING TO MURDER YOUR ITALIAN PLUMBER MOTHER FUCKING ASS. i hate my life.
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The Perils of Having a Husband
I thought I was going to get to finish The Good Wife: Season 1 this weekend. But I won’t. Would you like to know why? Because my bearded husband seems to think 30 Minutes or Less is more important.
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Bug Bite on the Side of My Face
IT’S SO HUGE AND ITCHY AUUUUUGH.
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Fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck
The Daily Struggle
In which I try not to let my weird, crazy emotions win. I think I did okay today.
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My love for Australia has gotten me into a pickle,...
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I AM SO SURE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AUSTRAAAALIAAA
athousandpieces:
obsidianink:
athousandpieces:
crystal-o-saurus:
so sure that I plan on going there as soon as it’s possible for me to do so.
Except New Zealand is vastly superior in every possible way…
Pretty sure Australia is the besets place ever ;)
Sure if you like snakes and poisonous spiders… lol
Living in southern California has prepared me for this life (sort of, as far as...
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I AM SO SURE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AUSTRAAAALIAAA
athousandpieces:
crystal-o-saurus:
so sure that I plan on going there as soon as it’s possible for me to do so.
Except New Zealand is vastly superior in every possible way…
GIVE ME A CATCHY TUNE DANG IT.
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I AM SO SURE THERE IS NOTHING LIKE AUSTRAAAALIAAA
so sure that I plan on going there as soon as it’s possible for me to do so.
Fun Size Slackmistress: Woman in Comedy: A really... →
slackmistress:
Read this. This happens. Assholes are everywhere. Think about what you’d do if this happened in front of you. Sometimes standing up for yourself as a woman puts a bigger target on your back. It’s an impossible situation.
gabydunn:
Part of me thinks it’s too soon to be writing about this…
MollsSheWrote: I’m watching SVU and in the first... →
molls:
I’m watching SVU and in the first scene this upper-middle class mom is watching her 4/5 year old son eat Capt’n Crunch when she realizes her daughter is missing and honestly?
When I saw that cereal I knew why her kid was passed out in bed with a blunt force trauma to her dome.
Cuz no mom who…
Youth Lagoon
Youth Lagoon makes me sad. In a good way. Does that make sense? Anyone ever been sad in a good way?
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I am a creeper who keeps their Tumblr messages far...
True Story.
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Opinion
I think my blog strikes the perfect balance between serious and cute animal/silly shit reblogging.
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thingsericasays:
crystal-o-saurus:
I have an unabashed love for Ice and Coco. I don’t even know why. I just do.
They’ve been together for ages!
THEY RENEWED THEIR WEDDING VOWS ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!111!!!
But man I love that they’ve been together for so long. It warms the cockles of my heart, it does.
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I have an unabashed love for Ice and Coco. I don’t even know why. I just do.
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I learned that no one can love you if you don't...
Totally true.
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Everyone Everyone Everyone
Go read Emma Forrest’s Your Voice In My Head. This book will make you realize things.
I've just seen a map of the United States.
alohomorashlie:
cakeninjak:
voldemortoutbitches:
HOW
WHY ARE YOUR COUNTIES/STATES SO NEATLY DIVIDED!?
IN ENGLAND IT IS WIGGLY LINE WORLD:
AND THEN YOU LOOK AT AMERICA AND IT’S LIKE
BAM
BOXES
WHY
HOW
WHEN!?!?!?!??
THIS IS GOLDEN.
…..wat even.
FREEDOM MUST BE PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL. THAT’S WHY.
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Get Out, Stay Out
I want to know what makes someone think they can come back into someone’s life after they did horrible things to that person. Especially if those things did severe emotional and mental damage.
Get out and stay out. You are not welcome.
Apologies mean nothing at this point.
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“I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad...”
– Mindy Kaling (via) (via megalong) (via norahsilverbergs)
In case people forgot, Chris Brown is awful →
whydoihaveablog:
This is hard to get through, which only points to how important it is to read.
I think a person can make a violent, horrific mistake. I think a good person can grow up in a horrible home and not know how to control their emotions. It’s why I’m obsessed with serial killers, why I reluctantly enjoy learning about rapists. I don’t think anyone is innately bad. I don’t think...
