December 2011
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Dec 30th
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Ugh, saw two cute pugs for adoption and my heart literally went SQOOOOSH. I blame my best friend for this. Her pug is so damn cute, and all adoption dogs tug on my heartstrings. 
Dec 30th
One of my brother’s friends committed suicide tonight. He was his mother’s only child, and…I just am really feeling the weight of this right now. 
Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Partying on New Year's Eve?
Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Dec 27th
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Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Me: Look at how Duke never even moves when someone gets on the bed.
Mom: Well, he figures this is his bed, so he's like " Bitch better move if she gets on this bed."
Me: LOL
Dec 26th
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I do not tolerate it well when people I barely know come to my house to eat holiday meals and bring their children I didn’t even know existed.
Dec 26th
Dec 25th
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“Doggy Santa came too!!”
– My mom’s morning greeting to my dogs, Che and Duke.
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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This is some TMI but you know what’s not cool?  Butt zits.  That is all.
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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LMAO THIS IS A REAL THING BUT WHY? WHY? →
Dec 23rd
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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alohomorashlie asked: OMG CRYSTAL GET YOUR ASS IN BED. BETCH. -SWATS YOUR BUM-
Dec 21st
The hobbit you just called fat? He's skipping 2nd...
freelancesunshine: tookabludgertothehead: anorie: dontgofrodo: I had to try very, very hard to keep water in my mouth, lest it went everywhere. This kills me.
Dec 21st
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Another thing I love aside from waking up with a raging migraine is being yelled at for NO GODDAMN REASON. 
Dec 21st
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I’m scrolling through Tumblr today and almost every other person I’m following has decided that today is the right day to reveal something about themselves in a longer than usual post. I’m not complaining, honestly. I just find it very interesting that several people across the greater North American continent felt a need to vent for one reason or another.  Mega mindlink,...
Dec 21st
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Well shit, balls and fuck, Misfits.  Making me feel FEELINGS.
Dec 19th
Aggh, dammit that Josh Hutcherson kid dresses like a hipstery douche. Damn.
Dec 15th
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“Sit! I can’t walk and drink tea at the same time!”
– Mom, at our local coffee shop.
Dec 15th
Of course I’m feeling all sorts of emotional turmoil the day I have a final which depends on my emotional state. Of course.
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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I am shamelessly listening to the worst song ever...
Dec 13th
Dec 13th
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I got those moo-hoo-hoo-hoooooooves like Jagger~
Dec 13th
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It's 1am and I am watching some show about iconic...
Dec 12th
Dec 12th
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Dec 12th
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Moments with Mom
Me: *watching Boardwalk Empire* Was it usual for all car doors to open that direction back then? So the help could get you out of your car easier?
Mom: I'm not that old, I don't know!
Me: I wasn't asking you to answer from personal experience.
David: *chortling in the background*
Dec 12th
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I made 24 “extra-thick” Ghiradelli brownies today. Total brownies eaten by me: 3 Total guilt: 
Dec 12th
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I hath slain the AIM beast once and for all!
Dec 10th
Dec 9th
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I’m not even moody and the internet has already proven aggravating today, so this is me, signing off for an indeterminate amount of time.
Dec 7th
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Random thought of the day
I’m just waiting for Lady Gaga to do an entirely acoustic album. I love her acoustic versions of songs.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
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Dec 6th
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In three years time, I'll have a Wizarding World...
Dec 6th
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I’m watching Percy Jackson. I don’t even know what’s brought me to this.
Dec 5th
Dec 3rd
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Thought ( just the one) while watching Celebrity...
No sympathy.
Dec 3rd