January 2011
93 posts
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Fun Size Slackmistress: There were... →
slackmistress:
…four homeless men, camped out under an awning, trying to keep out of the rain. They were all huddled around something, and as I got out of the car I spotted a blocky pit bull head at the center of the circle.
I was worried the dog may be hurt, but I was too chicken to go over and ask.
As I did…
hitRECordJoe: The Social Network & My Generationan... →
hitrecordjoe:
The Social Network & My Generation an open letter to my friend Peter Travers Peter, Hey man! So, I finally watched The Social Network the other night, and today I read your review of it, curious about your claim that this film defines my generation. First let me say, I agree that…
I amuse myself.
Mom: I'm tellin' ya, I've had a couple of regular Mexican Hat Dances with people trying to get into parking spaces at work.
Me: You mean Mexican stand-offs.
Mom: Yeah, that one.
“I often get asked, “How can you care about animals when you design slaughter...”
– Temple Grandin, Animals Make Us Human (via anatha-)
I had no idea my boobs were being mistreated, but that lady at the bra place set me straight today. I Almost bought a bra with a band size four inches too big and discovered I was letting the girls hang too much in my bra as it was. And, FYI my bras are totally the kind that have very forgiving and believable padding. I bet no one thought a chubby girl would admit to that eh?!?
End result: My...
My mother and me, at the breakfast table
Me: I was in Best Buy yesterday and they had that one movie, that Paris, Je T'aime one.
Mom: You know, your brother actually liked that one for some reason. That one and the New York, I Love You.
Me: Weird. Anyway, I was reading that little line on the box, " Stories of love, from the City of Love" and I laughed a little before turning to David and saying, " Hey, I'm going to find the City of Hate and then film stories of hate." Wouldn't that be funny? Like, a story about a guy who hates the songbirds who wake him up every morning or something.
Mom: *sets her utensil down and looks at me* Why are you so angry?
Me: uh what?
Mom: *leaves*
Me: Okay then.
Hahaha this is the best story ever →
Two churches located across the street from each...
ultraball:
paranoidrobot:
…Do the Presbyterians think Rocks are animals?
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN
Ask me stuff. →
My mom, talking to my dog and ignoring me.
Mom: Ooooooh Che you like it outside don't ya?!? You love how fresh it is, don't you??!? It reminds you of New York weather!!!!!
Dog: *panting*
Mom: But you lived in California longer, so you don't like New York weather, OOOOOH no, New York was too cold and damp for you, so you like this warm and then cool fresh weather, yes you DO! Yes you do! YES YOU DO!
Me: You realize he doesn't understand anything you're saying and he just likes how high pitched your voice is, right?
Mom: CHE LIKES TO BE FRESH, HE LIKES TO BE COOL OH YES HE DOES!
If you want, come along for the ride.
I am going to get the chance to see Death From Above 1979 live, along with Mumford and Sons, Kanye West, Neon Trees, Sleigh Bells, Kings of Leon and…just a shit load of bands I love. For the love of all that is good and holy, I will be going to Coachella this year.
IT WILL HAPPEN.
There’s a lot of talk of masturbation on my dashboard right now.
Teases.
Reblog if you're against Animal Cruelty.
every single person should reblog this. if not, you’re a disgusting person.
Adult Conversation
Me: Your dog sharted on me TWICE.
Friend: No, that was just a continuance of the same shart.
Me: Don't you go all lawyer-y on me! A shart is a shart, and it happened twice!
Friend: But he loves you! You are his auntie!
Me: I love him too but until he can better control his sphincter, he's in the carrier if he's in my lap.
when your friend says a guy is staring at you. . .
expectations-vs-reality:
tolove-istodestroy:
Expectation:
Reality:
Link submitted by ifyouseeashadow
Anybody who knows me knows this is true. Right down the creepy old black dude part.
com em veuen els teus ulls: what if you followed... →
nabiya:
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fudou:
melaugh:
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sladez:
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comrade-ringo:
im-positively-batty-for-you:
…A maid
A scientist, actually. :u
DENTIST DESU
A paleontologist!
A lawyer… I…
An archaeologist!
Indiana Jones! So, an archaeologist, which later developed into paleontology.
kellyoxford:
AMBER AMBER AMBER
somehowlb:
She looks amazing!!!
littlemissrue asked: Now that you're in that very secret secret society--can you get me in?
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