January 2011
93 posts
Jan 1st
So, new guys
I’m being nosy and wanting to know where you found me, maybe why you followed me. :D and THANKS for following.
Jan 1st
December 2010
77 posts
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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You post something meaningful... 2 notes
lovemeformexoxo: Some Tumblr famous person posts “I have to take a shit“… 500notes….
Dec 29th
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I honestly do feel an almost scary connection with the lyrics to Runaway. But that doesn’t mean any of you have to run away. Also, I’m not addicted to hoodrats. This Just In: I was writing this just as an old fashioned, stop-motion animation cartoon came on the television. Apparently Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer saved the New Year too.  When did this happen? I’m so confused.
Dec 29th
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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reblog if you're not tumblr famous
Dec 27th
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theowlintheolivetree-deactivate asked: Tell me about your Christmas so I can live vicariously through the mustache that you have on in your Twitter picture.

*hangs upside down*
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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Tumblr y u no let my followers comment?
I don’t know why its doing that.
Dec 26th
The Aftermath of X-Mas 2010
The awkward moment where you realize your mom didn’t even look at the wishlist you so carefully constructed for her buying ease. LOL kidding. ( Kind of ) I GOT SOME COOL STUFF GUYS. Sweet ass Nikon camera (for REAL PICTOIR TAKIN’) it’s got a shitload of settings, 10.2 megapixels and 26x Zoom…soon you will all see the awkward fruits of my photography efforts. Meaning you...
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Christmas morning
As per usual holiday tradition,I didn’t get to bed until about three am. First thing this morning I was woken up by the sound of Billy Jean blasting from my neighbors house ( these are my strange , Burbs neighbors) and my dad shouting HO HO HO as he made coffee. Thus I am too lazy to get on my laptop to write this and it’s being written from my iPod. Ooh things just got better. I...
Dec 25th
alohomorashlie asked: CRYSTAL YOU BEAUTIFUL, WITTY, INTELLIGENT, GORGEOUS PERSON YOU! Have a fantastic holiday! Enjoy your family, don't murder anyone, eat yummy babies, drink lots, and be merry! I love you!
Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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You guys it's totes about time I did this
All thirty-three of you! HAPPY HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE. Love to you all, ‘cause love is non-denominational. 
Dec 24th
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Pretty much
lungsandlips: Bitches, I don’t ever log out.  
Dec 23rd
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Queen of Tits: IF YOU MARRIED WHOMEVER WAS YOUR... →
theowlintheolivetree: wildefox: satanlopezxo: fuckyeah-katyperry: uncomfortablydumb: thisiisacult: everythingistheballet: alesiaaa: suchgreattheightss: severussnapeisabamf: wellhellofinnhudson: aislinggaskarth: aisling perry :’) Crystal Grint. Or Crystal Weasley. My background is…  meg rivera. oh plz. Nina Wilde…*wide grin* (But it’s of Quorra actually, does...
Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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Just a question for all of you
Does anyone out there think there’s a market for plus sized girls in film/entertainment? I totally understand that unless you’re really lucky it’s hard to build a career solely on looks ( a lasting one anyway) but how much of a role do looks play versus talent?  I’m asking because…I’ve sort of decided to drop out of college and pursue the acting thing full...
Dec 22nd
Dec 21st
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Dec 20th
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“Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the fetus from conception to nine...”
– George Carlin. (via ikuta-ameh)
Dec 20th
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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For the record
I don’t sip on Haterade. I merely imbibe Honesty Horchata. There IS a difference.
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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adioslola asked: Chris Lowell, girl. Chris Lowell. Duh. I'd ship you with me, but I'm already taken by Bambi Garfield and Jamie Bell~
Dec 17th
theowlintheolivetree-deactivate asked: I would ship you with me.... and that guy from that show, on that network.
You know the guy.
Dec 16th
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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I’m awaiting the funnies that will occur from that last thing I reblogged. Tiiiiiiiiime, is on my siiiiiide, yes it is. Time, time, time is on my SIIIIDE…
Dec 16th
Reblog if you want (1) message from anyone about...
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Christopher Walken is my imaginary cool Uncle. He joins Paula Deen as my awesome imaginary Grandmother. Oddly enough, I haven’t picked out imaginary parents yet. I’ll get to that soon enough.
Dec 15th